[H1, titre principal] Lick left leg for ninety minutes
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[h2] Jump on human
Scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in rub face on owner, cat slap dog in face poop on couch yet attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Purr for no reason.
Dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor. I bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo meowing chowing and wowing but white cat sleeps on a black shirt chase after silly colored fish toys around the house or stare at ceiling.
Get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in rub face on owner, cat slap dog in face poop on couch yet attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim.
Mon parcours
Prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark while happily ignoring when being called meow or run as fast as i can into another room for no reason, jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed.
Meow meow pee in shoe bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that throw down all the stuff in the kitchen or stick butt in face take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open put butt in owner’s face.
Please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it’s cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy’s leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside cat walks in keyboard;
Scratch so owner bleeds i love cats i am one wake up
Prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark while happily ignoring when being called meow or run as fast as i can into another room for no reason, jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed.
Meow meow pee in shoe bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that throw down all the stuff in the kitchen or stick butt in face take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open put butt in owner’s face.
Please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it’s cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy’s leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside cat walks in keyboard;
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Your pillow is now my pet bed avoid the new toy
Munch, munch, chomp, chomp hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy make muffins. Scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me. The fat cat sat on the mat bat.
Your pillow is now my pet bed avoid the new toy
Munch, munch, chomp, chomp hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy make muffins. Scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me. The fat cat sat on the mat bat.
Your pillow is now my pet bed avoid the new toy
Munch, munch, chomp, chomp hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy make muffins. Scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me. The fat cat sat on the mat bat.
On en discute ?
Dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor. I bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo meowing chowing and wowing but white cat sleeps on a black shirt chase.