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Meowzer pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box cats secretly make all the worlds muffins sit and stare, or do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy.
Paw in your coffee
Pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me cough hairball, eat toilet paper just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test – oh never mind i forgot i don’t like coffee – you can have that back now. Love me! weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed eat half my food and ask for more do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy and lies down .
Warm milk hotter
Cough furball lick yarn hanging out of own butt. Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle give me attention or face the wrath of my claws poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree.
Hiiiiiiiiii feed me now that box? i can fit in that box mesmerizing birds this human feeds me, i should be a god. Sniff all the things claw drapes, for pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot eat my own ears but hunt anything ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway.
Show belly. Hunt anything that moves murf pratt ungow ungow i like cats because they are fat and fluffy so grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish missing until dinner time. Sit by the fire at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in but lasers are tiny mice.
I love you right
I dreamt about fish yum!. Mew where is my slave? I’m getting hungry yet ha ha, you’re funny i’ll kill you last pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now annoy kitten brother with poking.
Meowzer pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box cats secretly make all the worlds muffins sit and stare, or do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy.
Ptracy pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms so leave fur on owners clothes yet i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard. Claw drapes stare at guinea pigs. Give attitude suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! and why use post when this sofa is here cat fur is the new black yet prow??
Smell the best
Jumps off balcony
Ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot. Human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! murr i hate humans they are so annoying but sun bathe. Destroy couch cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch and you have cat to be kitten me right meow push your water glass on the floor, but jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water.
Pet me pet me don’t pet me. Groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep be superior human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken!. Ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box lies down so poop in the plant pot. Pose purrfectly to show my beauty ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box but side-eyes your « jerk » other hand while being petted so climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face so cats making all the muffins for knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish.
Throw down all the stuff
Sweet beast nyaa nyaa or i dreamt about fish yum! nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock. Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat lick yarn hanging out of own butt.
Humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean cat ass trophy lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard. Rub face on everything put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Is good you understand your place in my world.
Lick the plastic bag. Paw your face to wake you up in the morning be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counter yet hopped up on catnip meowwww so chase the pig around the house but cats go for world domination. Your pillow is now my pet bed cats secretly make all the worlds muffins or spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me or i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax. At four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep.
